moving expanse, and my eyes ached. Everything was either black or white, flat or upright, reduced to the stark lines of winter. I couldn’t believe this plastic turkey had a prayer, it looked so obviously counterfeit. I looked back to the blind, wondering if my snowsuit disguised me at this distance. Steve Rababy’s head was squarely framed in the window. His face was round and ruddy, blown up in some beefy sated English way. In the asperity of early winter, he seemed grossly overfed.
“Who wants to call?” Lindy asked as I was crawling back in.
“More important,” Steve said, “who gets first crack at him?”
“I thought we’d let Daly have the honor,” Mr. Jansen said.
“I think we should draw lots,” Steve said. “That’s tradition.”
Before I could say “Leave me out of it,” Mr. Jansen said, “Okay, choose a number between one and ten.”
“Five,” Lindy said.
“Three,” Steve said.
I chose nine, and Mr. Jansen said, “Nine it is.”
“Fuck you it’s nine,” Steve said.
Mr. Jansen laughed heartily while Steve removed his mittens and worked the call, rubbing the wooden slat over the box. A dry squawking was carried downwind from the blind. He waited a short while and then, leaning one ear to the instrument, like a violinist, gave the call another grating, followed by a couple of percussive clucks. The call was faint, unequal to the wind, the gusting snow. It sounded lost and weak, too plaintive, and it was hard to imagine the sort of hunger that would mishear these false notes.
“With steel shot,” Lindy said, “you’ve really got to call them in. Killing range isn’t the same as lead.”
“Use my gun,” Steve said. He blew on his freckled red hands. “I’ve got some old lead shot in there. I packed a couple of those babies last night.”
“I don’t know about a ten-gauge,” Lindy said. “You get some extra distance, but you pay for it in recoil.”
“I don’t like to be undergunned,” Steve said.
Lindy said, “Choke matters more.”
“That’s full,” Steve said. “Pretty tight. The pattern density’s fine at forty yards. I just tested it.”
“What Steve’s doing,” Mr. Jansen explained, “he’s trying to imitate a hen and draw a gobbler out of the trees. He’ll keep calling until he gets an answer.”
Steve said, “Right now I’m telling him there’s a chance for poon out here, so he’d better get his ass out of the woods while the gettin’s good.” He looked away from his post to see if I was listening. “After we spot him—way out there on the edge of the field—I’ll space out the calls. That’s my style. I like to let the silence draw the bird in. Turkeys are skittish—they’ve got amazing hearing and eyesight—but they’re curious, too, and that’s their doom.”
“Killing range is anywhere inside forty yards,” Mr. Jansen continued, “but let’s try to hold off until Steve gets him to more like twenty.”
“You’ll probably feel a little hot,” Steve explained, “and your face’ll flush. That’s turkey fever. But just recognize it and relax and breathe deep and blow out and squeeze. You don’t want to do what most guys do, you don’t want to flock shoot. Aim—aim for the neck and head, not the turkey.”
Mr. Jansen lit a cigarette. He said, “You want to kill it without pumping the meat full of lead.”
Steve coaxed a steady confab of calls out of the box, playing the wooden tongue back and forth. To my ears, the sound remained ugly and discordant, certainly not musical and harmonious in the way of the passerine birds, like finches or warblers, with their contralto trilling in spring. Mr. Jansen seemed content to be out early, away from the women, with a drink in his hand and plenty more in the flask. Lindy was crouched in the corner, sunk into himself. He’d shown no real animation since we’d arrived.
“It wouldn’t do to eat the national symbol,” I said, trying to pick up the conversation where Lindy
“Who wants to call?” Lindy asked as I was crawling back in.
“More important,” Steve said, “who gets first crack at him?”
“I thought we’d let Daly have the honor,” Mr. Jansen said.
“I think we should draw lots,” Steve said. “That’s tradition.”
Before I could say “Leave me out of it,” Mr. Jansen said, “Okay, choose a number between one and ten.”
“Five,” Lindy said.
“Three,” Steve said.
I chose nine, and Mr. Jansen said, “Nine it is.”
“Fuck you it’s nine,” Steve said.
Mr. Jansen laughed heartily while Steve removed his mittens and worked the call, rubbing the wooden slat over the box. A dry squawking was carried downwind from the blind. He waited a short while and then, leaning one ear to the instrument, like a violinist, gave the call another grating, followed by a couple of percussive clucks. The call was faint, unequal to the wind, the gusting snow. It sounded lost and weak, too plaintive, and it was hard to imagine the sort of hunger that would mishear these false notes.
“With steel shot,” Lindy said, “you’ve really got to call them in. Killing range isn’t the same as lead.”
“Use my gun,” Steve said. He blew on his freckled red hands. “I’ve got some old lead shot in there. I packed a couple of those babies last night.”
“I don’t know about a ten-gauge,” Lindy said. “You get some extra distance, but you pay for it in recoil.”
“I don’t like to be undergunned,” Steve said.
Lindy said, “Choke matters more.”
“That’s full,” Steve said. “Pretty tight. The pattern density’s fine at forty yards. I just tested it.”
“What Steve’s doing,” Mr. Jansen explained, “he’s trying to imitate a hen and draw a gobbler out of the trees. He’ll keep calling until he gets an answer.”
Steve said, “Right now I’m telling him there’s a chance for poon out here, so he’d better get his ass out of the woods while the gettin’s good.” He looked away from his post to see if I was listening. “After we spot him—way out there on the edge of the field—I’ll space out the calls. That’s my style. I like to let the silence draw the bird in. Turkeys are skittish—they’ve got amazing hearing and eyesight—but they’re curious, too, and that’s their doom.”
“Killing range is anywhere inside forty yards,” Mr. Jansen continued, “but let’s try to hold off until Steve gets him to more like twenty.”
“You’ll probably feel a little hot,” Steve explained, “and your face’ll flush. That’s turkey fever. But just recognize it and relax and breathe deep and blow out and squeeze. You don’t want to do what most guys do, you don’t want to flock shoot. Aim—aim for the neck and head, not the turkey.”
Mr. Jansen lit a cigarette. He said, “You want to kill it without pumping the meat full of lead.”
Steve coaxed a steady confab of calls out of the box, playing the wooden tongue back and forth. To my ears, the sound remained ugly and discordant, certainly not musical and harmonious in the way of the passerine birds, like finches or warblers, with their contralto trilling in spring. Mr. Jansen seemed content to be out early, away from the women, with a drink in his hand and plenty more in the flask. Lindy was crouched in the corner, sunk into himself. He’d shown no real animation since we’d arrived.
“It wouldn’t do to eat the national symbol,” I said, trying to pick up the conversation where Lindy
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