most amount of time spent in ice.â
âIn ice?â my mother asked. Mustâve caught her at a boring part in the movie.
âYep. In it. One hour and fifty-three minutes.â
âPeople crazy,â she said, shaking her head. Then she held her hand out in front of me to let me know the boring part of the movie was now overâit was time for her to resume fanning the tears back every five minutes. Blah, blah, blah.
âHey, you ever heard of Usain Bolt?â I asked her. âHe holds the record for being the fastest man.â
âCas, come on now,â she begged. âThey getting ready to fall in love again. You know this my favorite part.â
I just shook my head and kept on flipping. The good thing was she didnât ask me about my new fancy shoes, but thatâs just because she didnât know about them. I changed them in Coachâs cab on the way home from practice. Coach, on the other hand, definitely asked about them.
âWhereâd you get âem? Thatâs all I wanna know,âCoach said. This came after he told me that he was proud of me for not quitting today. I told him that I had no idea why he loved to torture children so much.
âDo you grill all the kids on the team like this? Or just me?â I replied, snappy.
âJust you.â He slapped my arm.
I told him that my mother had gotten them for me as a way to encourage me to do the right thing and stay out of trouble. Just saying it turned my stomach, because here I was, a boy who was suspended for busting somebody in the face at school one day, and skipped half the day the next because I was laughed at. Then I swiped shoes! I clearly wasnât staying out of trouble. Matter fact, I was knee deep in it.
âOh . . . okay,â Coach said, but I could tell he didnât believe me. I wouldnât have. He could probably see it on my face, especially since just like him, I didnât have no hair on it to disguise it either. And honestly (yes, honestly), I couldnât even believe that I had just lied like that. I wasnât really the lying type. But I also wasnât the stealing type until a few hours earlier. Altercations, altercations, altercations!
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WORLD RECORD FOR THE BEST FRIDAY EVER AFTER THE WORST WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY
FRIDAY MEANS TWO things. The first is that itâs the last day before I can take two days off school. I like to think of it as a non-altercation suspension. Plus the weekend was when me and Ma actually did stuffâand not just watch movies and avoid homeworkâbecause she didnât work on weekends and took early morning online nursing classes to get them out of the way. And when she was done, we would clean the house (I was in charge of the living room), Ma would give me her version of a haircut (she always got most of it even), then give herself one, and then we would go over my aunt Sophieâs house. Aunt Sophie is my momâs younger sister, and sheâs like the coolest lady ever.She has a tattoo on her arm that says SWEETIE PIE that I never asked about, but always stared at just because I canât wait to get one. But mine ainât gonna say nothing like that. Mineâs is gonna say WORLDâS GREATEST or, of course, GHOST .
Anyway, on the weekends, Aunt Sophie and my mom sit around and play cards and crack jokes and eat corn chips with cheese dip and drink beer, and sometimes they let me and King, Aunt Sophieâs son, sit with them and play. Yes, we can play. Me and King learned how to play spades and tonk when we were real young. Itâs a thing in our family. A serious thing. And yes, his real name is King. I think the sisters just wanted to give us royal names. So, yeah. All I had to do was get through Friday without any problems, and I was good to go for the weekend.
The other thing about Friday, which I didnât know until Thursday, is that Coach gives everybody the day off. No practice. And then,
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