going to say?â
âI donât know. Iâm going to see him right after this.â
âDid the police see you?â says Allegra.
âNo, but there were a million witnesses and Iâm sure a gruesome amount of video.â
âThis isnât good,â says Vidocq.
âShe was out of her mind. If I didnât fight back she would have killed me and everyone on the boulevard. This isnât my fault.â
âI didnât mean that. What I meant is that if angels are free to battle in the streets, Heaven must be in extreme disarray.â
âThatâs the impression I got.â
âHave you heard from your friend Samael? Or Mr. Muninn?â
âNot a word. I get the feeling theyâre pretty busy. And itâs not like I can go and see them anymore.â
âYou must watch yourself,â Vidocq says. âYouâre in danger from Earth and the celestial realms.â
Allegra finishes with the salve and wraps my arm in gauze. She smiles.
âMaybe we should have tried some of the black milk on your arm. I bet it would have fixed you right up.â
I get up as soon as Allegra finishes wrapping me. She helps me put my coat on. I go to the counter and put the milk vial back in its box and put the box in my pocket.
âNo one is trying black milk on anything anymore.â
Allegra makes a face.
âCanât you leave us just a little? A few drops.â
âIâm not having some liquored-up angel come after you. This stuff stays with me until I know exactly whatâs going on.â
Vidocq nods at Allegra.
âItâs probably for the best. Things regarding the milk seem to have moved from our world into Jamesâs.â
âIt looks that way,â she says. âWhat are you going to do with it?â
âHide it,â I say. âI donât know where. The augur is smart. Maybe heâll have an idea.â
âYou canât go to him in broad daylight. You could be recognized,â says Vidocq.
âWay ahead of you.â
I improvise a quick glamour spell and change from my face to Charlie Anpuâs.
âHow do I look?â
âDistressing,â says Vidocq.
Allegra wipes her hands on a towel.
âDonât let Chihiro see you like that. Youâre entirely unfuckable right now.â
I check myself in a mirror over the sink.
âPerfect, then. Thanks for the help.â
I give Allegra a hug and she squirms away.
âEw. Take that face and go do whatever it is you have to do to fix things.â
I head for the door.
âMaybe Iâll see you two at Bamboo House later?â
âNot if youâre going to look like that,â Allegra says.
âBamboo House is safe. Iâll be me by the time you get there.â
âPlease do,â says Vidocq. âAnd be careful.â
I open the door.
âIâm always careful. Iâm just not lucky.â
I head out. Fairuza lets out a little scream when she sees me. Now I just hope I donât spook all the cabbies. Itâs a long walk to Marina del Rey.
I T TAKES A while, but I finally get a ride. The fare all the way out to Abbotâs place is soul-sucking, but I pay the cabbie off with a wad of the cash I get paid for being on the council.
So, this is how regular people live. They get paid to do a job, then have to spend the money on clothes they donât want to wear somewhere they donât like, then spend even more money commuting. And that doesnât count the years of their lives spent going from home to a desk and back again. Fuck that. At least in the arena in Hell they didnât charge us for our weapons. And we got to steal better ones from who or whatever we killed that day. Sure, we didnât have 401(k)s, but if there was a boss who wouldnât get off your back, we didnât have to go to HR about it. We just cut the fuckerâs throat. Thatâs job satisfaction.
I go through the
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